"I missed the proliferation of Glavines."

shep.: I hope Lou gets in a fight with someone.
dex.: *hopeful* Tom Glavine?

I really, really hate Tom Glavine. Like. A lot. I hate Tom Glavine more than I hate Rick Pitino, and I hope the Cubs stick it right up his ass tonight. YOU DO NOT DESERVE NICE THINGS OR 300TH VICTORIES, MR. 1994 STRIKE NL PLAYER'S REPRESENTATIVE.